Fredinand de Saussure
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me at school
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me:
the fuck is this
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me:
who the fuck are you
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me:
dayum pull yo skirt down please
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me:
walk faster fuckface
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me:
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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me:
no you're a whore
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me:
dont touch me i have more followers than you
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me:
i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
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me:
pew pew nigga
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me:
i'd push you in front of me whore
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
(Source: whendogmetdolphin)
“I think you’re just… great. Cause you know… you know what’s so great about you? You’re real. You don’t pretend like you got it all figured out, like everyone else walking around in life. You’re real, you’re genuine, and you notice things too. You pay attention… I don’t know, I look at you, and I can see you. I see you, and I don’t know, I just think you’re great.”
(Source: refueledmagazine)
we need some new and more powerful swears
i am three years behind in my math homework
(Source: verticalfood)
